Rate Transformers

[FCWesel]

' 3 '

And that's kinda being generous.

 

[DonTadow]

Would love to see the next movie review have a 1 to 5 poll. I think that would give a more accurate view of the movie.

 

[FCWesel]

Would love to see the next movie review have a 1 to 5 poll. I think that would give a more accurate view of the movie.

Then I would have to give it a 1.5

 

[Agamon]

Gave it a 7. Didn't suck, but I wasn't all that impressed. Too many extraneous roles. The whole hacker subplot is unnecessary. The humor was pretty much horrible. The end fight was cool, if too long. Decent action pic otherwise. Spidey and Knocked Up are still the best movies this year so far.

 

[Arnwyn]

I gave it a 6 for two, BIG reasons:

1) Waaaay too long.

2) Despite it being long it doesn't develop half it's characters properly even the transformers don't get more than a passing nod. The decepticons are woefully under-represented and are reduced to the 'here's my name and I'm coming rargh' scene near the end.

Honorable Mention: Too much time is devoted to extraneous characters that don't do crap or lame side stories when that time could either be devoted to a) shortening the story a tad, b) developing the already large amount of characters (or at least making an effort to) or c) at least ramping up the robot on robot action just a wee bit more.

I was going to post my "6, because..." and list a couple of things, but eerily, it was done for me.

Thanks for saving me some typing work, Pants!

Didn't suck, but I wasn't all that impressed. Too many extraneous roles. The whole hacker subplot is unnecessary. The humor was pretty much horrible. The end fight was cool, if too long.

Thanks to you too, Agamon!

 

[GlassJaw]

Gave it a 7. Didn't suck, but I wasn't all that impressed. Too many extraneous roles. The whole hacker subplot is unnecessary. The humor was pretty much horrible. The end fight was cool, if too long. Decent action pic otherwise. Spidey and Knocked Up are still the best movies this year so far.

You said Transformers has too many "extraneous" roles yet you liked SM3? Whatever. SM3 was awful.

 

[Brogarn]

I went in with the hopes that there would be robots blowing stuff up, the CGI would be cool, and there would be robots blowing stuff up (repeated intentionally). Also, it would help if they would blow each other up. I was satisfied on those counts. I only gave it an 8, though, because the Michael Bay Cheesy Love Moments almost made me lactose intolerant by means of overdose.

Still, though, the robots were cool. The slow down CGI moments were cool. Stuff blew up. Robots blew up. I was happy and had a good time watching it.

 

[FCWesel]

SM3 was awful.

Quoted for truth. In fact, it might be in the top 25 very most truthful things ever to have been said on the internet.

 

[Pants]

Thanks for saving me some typing work, Pants!

Glad to be a service!

You said Transformers has too many "extraneous" roles yet you liked SM3? Whatever. SM3 was awful.

I think they're actually pretty similar in quality, though I liked SM3 a little better... for whatever weird reasons.

 

[Donovan Morningfire]

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