D&D 5E (2014) [RAVENLOFT] [5e] Death House OOC

[Wrex]

Just a heads up, when CB says nsfw, its not a joke. Oops.

 

[CanadienneBacon]

Oops.

Cringe. I'm envisioning you with that comic open at your work place. And am half dying of laughter and half cringing on your behalf. Dear God. Kronar really, really, really is not safe for work. I use my phone to browse it when I'm away from home; that way, the connection goes through my data plan and not the courthouse's!

But the comic's pretty awesome, even if it's fabulously subversive and wildly off-kilter. There are some panels in there that, once seen, one just can't unsee. They stick with your brain, replaying themselves at odd and inopportune moments. Like right when your judge asks you if the State intends to file a waiver. And you look up, eyes glazed with images of unmentionable body parts, and say, "No, thank you, Your Honor." And must then resist the urge to burst at the seam with laughter because you said HONOR. Like, thirty times in that hearing.

Really, I have the best job ever. I mean, I get to put people in jail while wearing Calvin Klein bondage sandals and snickering about Kronar. It gets no better than that, my friends.

 

[Wrex]

I apologize if I'm a little sporadic, I'm at a conference through Wednesday and dealing the three hour time change!

 

[industrygothica]

All good. I'm on another 16 hour shift today, and possibly another one tomorrow or the day after, so I may be slow too.

 

[CanadienneBacon]

Holla, [MENTION=23298]industrygothica[/MENTION]! You're journaling for this game! Yay! More, please. I'll look for a copy of the P.N. Elrod book you mention. I've never read anything in that genre but am willing to give it a go.

 

[industrygothica]

Holla, [MENTION=23298]industrygothica[/MENTION]! You're journaling for this game! Yay! More, please. I'll look for a copy of the P.N. Elrod book you mention. I've never read anything in that genre but am willing to give it a go.

Ha.. I was wondering if anyone read that. It's a great book, and will give a lot of insight to the game as we progress. Hopefully when things get back to something resembling normal around here I'll be able to write some more. Thanks!

 

[lowkey13]

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[CanadienneBacon]

Did you guys see the brand new Unearthed Arcana article? Gothic Heroes! In it, we get two new class-based archetypes (Rogue (Inquisitive) and Fighter (Monster Hunter)), and a new subrace called Revenant that can be applied to any race that already lists other existing subraces.

http://dnd.wizards.com/sites/default/files/media/upload/articles/UA Gothic Characters.pdf

 

[Kobold Stew]

Rogue looks cool -- it's a bit MAD, but it'd be one way to build a non-dex based rogue.

(and why does "Dex" get autocorrected -- is it really that unusual on this forum? Who wants a non-sex based rogue?!?)

 

[lowkey13]

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