Re-worded spells

[DM-Rocco]

Explosive runes can become explosive runts

Or to be taken to the extreme and replace the R with a C, well, 'nuff said

 

[Creeping Death]

Or to be taken to the extreme and replace the R with a C, well, 'nuff said

And here I thought I lost the internet!

 

[Sejs]

Curse Walter: I'll get him some day!

Divine Flavor: +1 luck bonus to taste checks / 3 caster levels. Avoiding monsters with bite or swallow whole attacks is reccomended.

Produce Fame: Has several hundred gold in material components and can only be cast off-Broadway.

Obscuring Moist: Makes all textures within a 20' radius spread clammy and moist, giving a 20% chance to misidentify them.

AIDS: Like Contagion, only far, far worse.

Calm Emoticons: ... :\ :\ :\ :\

Player: Don't hate it, hate the game.

Air Wall: Like Wind Wall, only far less effective.

Malign Weapon: Man, weapons suck.

Gentle Depose: Removes one target from political power for 1 day/level.

Searing Lite: Half the calories of regular Searing, but with that same great taste.

Commend: One target feels really good about something he did for 1 round.

Unfortunately, Nature Sally is already dating Arcane Mark.

Really? I thought he was still going out with Death Nell.

 

[Voadam]

Curse Walter: I'll get him some day!

Curse Walter The Man in black fled across the desert. The Gunslinger followed him.

 

[Nifft]

Perfect for swashbuckling adventures: gain partial cover via obscuring mast.

Restrain your foes or feed your men with a gooey solid fig. Give your foes indigestion with acid fig.

-- N

 

[blargney the second]

Bestow Purse - with a single touch, you can inflict hideous accessories on any enemy!

 

[Thornir Alekeg]

Cure Serious Pounds

Remove Purse

Continual Blame

Detect Poissons - Favored by French Fishermen

 

[Nifft]

Detect Manic -- Detects neuroses within 60 ft.

 

[Thornir Alekeg]

Tragic Aura - evokes pity in a 20 ft. radius

 

[Imp]

Beagle's Splendor - gives you an ace set of flying goggles and a doghouse to ride.
Dice Storm - rolled too many 1's in a row? Cast Dice Storm!
Danishment - slathers any outsider in the area of effect with delicious pastries
Reverse Cavity - wizards get rather more ineffectual healing spells for the power level than do clerics