Re-worded spells

[Destil]

Wouldn't that be twelve out of thirteen? How would you roll that?

A (natural) 13 on 1d13 comes up wish, all others are "Go Fish". Duh.

 

[Jesus_marley]

Baleful Polygraph - Krusk, we asked if you ever cheated on Mialee and you said "No". These results say you did and fathered 3 kids with Lidda.....

Baste - casting this spell covers the target in their own juices.

Control Whether - allows the caster to make the next decision

 

[Creeping Death]

Or the ladder sabotage version: explosive rungs.

-- N

What about Explosive Runs.

 

[Kmart Kommando]

What about Explosive Runs.

you lose the internet

 

[orsal]

Animal Dance: A spell researched by My uncle Walter.

 

[necromental]

Bigby's Rude Gesture a.k.a. Bigby's Middle Digit

 

[Drowbane]

Wouldn't that be twelve out of thirteen? How would you roll that?

1, 2, 3... 10, jack, queen, king!

Its good to be the King!

...Misdirection: Create Phantom Menace, Attack of the Clones, and Revenge of the Sith...

we have a winner!!!

 

[Nifft]

Speak with dad -- magic allows you to converse with your father.

-- N

 

[Sound of Azure]

Neutralise Poisson- Make nearby fish powerless.

Inflict Miner Wounds- Anti-dwarf spell

Live Oat- Your breakfast becomes a powerful guardian

Discern Vocation- Determines what you want to be when you grow up

 

[Huw]

Disguise Elf: For going to places where elves aren't allowed
Eye Storm: Less damage than Ice Storm, but grosser
Charm Parson: Cleric-specific variant
Our Cane Mark: For elderly wizards who don't to lose their personal walking stick