When we started this series, we had two myths, the
myth of Spartan equality and the
myth of Spartan military excellence. These two myths dominate the image of Sparta in the popular consciousness, permeating game, film and written representations and discussions of Sparta. These
myths, more than any real society, is what companies like
Spartan Race, games like
Halo, and – yes – films like
300 are tapping into.
But Sparta was not equal,
in fact it was the least equal Greek polis we know of. It was one of the least equal societies in the ancient Mediterranean, and one which treated its underclasses – who made up to within a rounding error of the entire society by the end – terribly. You will occasionally see pat replies that Sparta was no more dependent on slave labor than the rest of Greece, but even a basic demographic look makes it clear this is not true. Moreover our sources are clear that the helots were the
worst treated slaves in Greece. Even among the spartiates [Sparta's landowning citizen class], Sparta was not equal and it
never was.
And Sparta was not militarily excellent. Its military was profoundly mediocre, depressingly average. Even
in battle, the one thing they were supposed to be good at,
Sparta lost as much as it won. Judging Sparta as we should – by how well it achieved strategic objects – Sparta’s armies are a comprehensive
failure. The Spartan was no super-soldier and Spartan training was not excellent. Indeed,
far from making him a super-soldier, the agoge made the Spartans inflexible, arrogant and uncreative, and those flaws led directly to Sparta’s decline in power.
And I want to stress this one last time, because I know there are so many people who would pardon all of Sparta’s ills if it meant that it created superlative soldiers:
it did not. Spartan soldiers
were average. The horror of the Spartan system, the nastiness of the
agoge, the oppression of the helots, the regimentation of daily life,
it was all for nothing. Worse yet, it created a Spartan leadership class that seemed incapable of thinking its way around even basic problems. All of that supposedly cool stuff made Sparta
weaker, not stronger.
This would be bad enough, but the case for Sparta is worse because it – as a point of
pride – provided
nothing else.