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Dwarven ale presents Real DnD Heroes.
Real D N D Heeero-ohs!
Today we salute you, Mister anachronism inventor.
Mister anachronism inventor!
Just because it's a fantasy world doesn't mean you can't split the atom. The physics are the same, right?
Lets go nuke Sauron!
Black powder, cyanide, or land mines. You've looked them up on the Internet and you know how to make them.
My ranger loves Google!
The DM may not understand you, but you know that by showing off your useless knowledge, you can win this game once and for all.
Orcs hate my machine gun!
So have yourself a nice Dwarven Ale, Mister anachronism inventor.
Real D N D Heeero-ohs!
 

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kenobi65 said:
Actually, the original title of the campaign *was* "Real American Heroes". After 9/11, they changed the title to "Real Men of Genius."

But if you search YouTube for real american heroes, you don't find the commercials.
 


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What does that have to do with being liberal? That comment was really unnecesary.
 
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Aaron, I've removed your post. Please review The Rules posted at the top of every forum. In particular, no politics are permitted here.

If this is somehow a problem, please email me.
 

GlassJaw said:
But if you search YouTube for real american heroes, you don't find the commercials.

I did ... a few selections down, but I did.

Is it just me, or is this a really strange and hokey commercial? :\
 

Mycanid said:
I did ... a few selections down, but I did.

Is it just me, or is this a really strange and hokey commercial? :\
The radio ads are better. I have a bunch of them on MP3.

The guy who does the background vocals is the lead singer for Survivor btw (the band, not the show)
 


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