Simplicity
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Dwarven ale presents Real DnD Heroes.
Real D N D Heeero-ohs!
Today we salute you, Mister anachronism inventor.
Mister anachronism inventor!
Just because it's a fantasy world doesn't mean you can't split the atom. The physics are the same, right?
Lets go nuke Sauron!
Black powder, cyanide, or land mines. You've looked them up on the Internet and you know how to make them.
My ranger loves Google!
The DM may not understand you, but you know that by showing off your useless knowledge, you can win this game once and for all.
Orcs hate my machine gun!
So have yourself a nice Dwarven Ale, Mister anachronism inventor.
Real D N D Heeero-ohs!
Real D N D Heeero-ohs!
Today we salute you, Mister anachronism inventor.
Mister anachronism inventor!
Just because it's a fantasy world doesn't mean you can't split the atom. The physics are the same, right?
Lets go nuke Sauron!
Black powder, cyanide, or land mines. You've looked them up on the Internet and you know how to make them.
My ranger loves Google!
The DM may not understand you, but you know that by showing off your useless knowledge, you can win this game once and for all.
Orcs hate my machine gun!
So have yourself a nice Dwarven Ale, Mister anachronism inventor.
Real D N D Heeero-ohs!