Real DnD Heroes

[Thunderfoot]

Dwarven ale presents Real DnD Heroes.
Real D N D Heeero-ohs!
Today we salute you, mister overly sensative rules lawyer
Mister overly sensative rules law-yer
You have intense knowledge of the rules, and you want everyone to know it.
That's not how the rule reads!
The DM is an idiot because its obvious that he didn't read paragrah 6, sub-paragraph 2, section 1 line 45 on page 325 of the" Unofficial Guide to Playing the Game." by GG Eygax
Your a big dumb dooty face!
And if he doesn't capitilate, your going home!
I'm taking my books and leaving!
So have yourself a nice Dwarven Ale, mister overly sensative rules lawyer, and while you're at it, take a Valium.
Mister overly sensative rules lawyer.

 

[Baron Opal]

There's an "i" in Valium...

 

[Thunderfoot]

There's an "i" in Valium...

Yes - there is.

 

[Tiberius]

And so I dropped a 'w' in now, no biggie; dropping the 'n' in Guinness...my family will show up and bludgeon me with their shillelaghs.

Wow. You must have a lot of druids in your family.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Nah, they just live out in the sticks...

"the sticks"

I slay me!

 

[kenobi65]

I slay me!

+10 points for the ALF reference.

 

[Thunderfoot]

Nah, they just live out in the sticks...

"the sticks"

I slay me!

Keep it up Danny, I'll have my people contact your next of kin...

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Keep it up Danny, I'll have my people contact your next of kin...

There's a "g" in "king."

 

[Thunderfoot]

There's a "g" in "king."

Hardy har-har.

 

[Yesminde]

How about this:

Elven Wine presents: Real DnD Heroes.
Real D N D Heeero-ohs!
Today we salute you, Miss Anime Character Player!
Miss anime character player!
You claim innocence while flashing your enormous bosoms at every opportunity.
There's more than one kind of clevage!
The male players exist so that you can stroke your ego by rejecting them.
They're not good for anything else!
And if they don't like it, you'll abuse them with some nasty spells.
That's a novel use for Evard's Black Tentacles!
So have yourself a nice Elven Wine, Miss Anime Character Player!
Miss Anime Character Plaaaayer