Real-life halfling fighter caught in photograph

[drnuncheon]

The world needs more halfling fighters.

Otherwise we'll be overrun by the little b*stards.

J

 

[Templetroll]

What, the sattelitte dish on that tavern didn't do it for you?

"We gots just the nice, cozy, halfling-sized rooms for you, little masters... with cable TV!"

In my homebrew there is a gnomish organization of bards, The Cabal Terrain Vague, who use illusion and divination magic. They travel about gathering news and when one makes an appearance at a tavern or inn the proprietor puts out a sign, "Cabal T.V. Available!"

BTW, I thought that thing in the background was a Modron....