Red Dragon, Virgins and a Doomed Halfling

[Empirate]

2. excellent of its kind: a beautiful putt on the seventh hole; The chef served us a beautiful roast of beef.

If adventurers aren't excellent among their kind, I don't know how else to describe them!

 

[kitcik]

Are the virgins going to be eaten?

Get a chick with the Ghost template that will allow herself to be swallowed and commence to doing Dexterity damage once inside...

Offer her a share of the treasure.

 

[Geldenleaf]

THEY MUST BE ELVES! lol

7 beautiful, elven virgins. Dragon said he was goin to absorb their power. I need them to be capable fighters in order to actually have a chance of killing this dragon. If i do not bring exactly what he asked for, I will die. Not get killed, just fall over and die because of the bond between him and I. I am getting the virgins from a town in the moonshae isles, not waterdeep.
Although I may bring the kittens for and giggles lol

 

[James the Newbie]

Must they still be alive? I mean lots of death happens, 7 dead virgin elves?

Did they specify the transaction, if not, gather 7 and offer them to the dragon, distance shouldn't be an issue, ownership should. If the dragons elves lay hundreds of miles away not your fault the dragon didn't specify things (make 7 elves sign the contract to be owned by a dragon, and use suggestion to make them think they are signing something to get a will or inheritance - even offer them 10 gold or something massive to a pauper)

Animate 7 elf statues, they will all be virgins.

Polymorph 7 larvae, that will give the dragon some nasty surprise.

Treat this thing like a wish spell, you will have a lot of fun.

(Stealing a corpse isnt too evil, any neutral character could get away with it, since the dragon would at worst burn them apart)

Stock up on teleport and escape methods, or plan how to kill this dragon.

 

[Geldenleaf]

That is all true, but I am trying to kill the dragon. Dead elves wont help me lol

 

[James the Newbie]

Just additionaly bring capable fighters? Did it say you couldn't do so.

If it said you couldn't, leave a map and go "Dont come with me, and dont follow that map, or you will have to fight this dragon... but I have my own quest so I cant stop you"

If you can find a gold dragon, they would certainly want to stop such a fiend. (Or other metalic dragons aware of this issue)

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If you say the maidens are far away, and offer to teleport the dragon there... then send it to the bottom of the ocean or some such plan, that also works well.

 

[The Red King]

Do you have access to any cold based spells? The Red Dragon should be vulnerable to cold.....

 

[James the Newbie]

Do you have access to any cold based spells? The Red Dragon should be vulnerable to cold.....

You implying shivering touch at all?

 

[kitcik]

That is all true, but I am trying to kill the dragon. Dead elves wont help me lol

Undead elves certainly could though. Think about it. Dex damage is a good thing for you.

Yeah, Shivering Touch is the fallback, but I like the fluff of the undead elf virgins.

 

[James the Newbie]

Undead elves, now that is a good one! Id exp you if I could!