Release date for Uwe Boll's "In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale"?

[horacethegrey]

On the other hand, I never met a critic that is healthy and/or athletic, much less have experience in the square ring.

Which is precisely why Electronic Gaming Monthly's Seanbaby got his invitation to fight the Boll properly voided. Apparently it had to do with the Boll finding out that Seanbaby was a real life practitioner of Muay Thai.

You can read it all in the Rest of the Crap section in last month's EGM.

 

[Ranger REG]

Which is precisely why Electronic Gaming Monthly's Seanbaby got his invitation to fight the Boll properly voided. Apparently it had to do with the Boll finding out that Seanbaby was a real life practitioner of Muay Thai.

You can read it all in the Rest of the Crap section in last month's EGM.

Which is why I vote that we kidnap Boll and throw him in a cage or a pit with Seanbaby ... or Frank Trigg.

 

[horacethegrey]

Which is why I vote that we kidnap Boll and throw him in a cage or a pit with Seanbaby ... or Frank Trigg.

Now that's something I'd pay to see, rather than any of the Boll's movies.

 

[Ranger REG]

Now that's something I'd pay to see, rather than any of the Boll's movies.

I'd rather pay for a lap dance by Kristanna Loken.

But I can see the potential for profit selling tickets to see Uwe Boll squeal in pain like a little girl.

 

[Jesus_marley]

"King is certainly no Rings. It’s not even a Willow or a Krull, but it also doesn’t scrape the depths of Dungeons and Dragons ineptitude. At the very least, this 2 ½ hour epic is briskly paced and marks a huge step up from Boll in terms of quality"

All I can say to this is "You Can't polish a Turd."

 

[The Grumpy Celt]

All I can say to this is "You Can't polish a Turd."

Good Lord, what a mental image that creates...

...but as images go, it's still not as bad as one of his movies.