"It feels like WOTC doesn't love me anymore."
"I feel that the following rule which is not being altered for 4e is evidence that 4e is for dumber people than 3e."
"I loath all proper nouns."
Ooh, and "My homebrew campaign setting features a fiendishly complex cosmology based entirely on the number of letters in each class name in the Player's Handbook. 4e is adding new classes to the Player's Handbook, and dropping the druid. This is absolutely unacceptable, renders my campaign unplayable in 4e, and constitutes firing me as a player."