D&D 5E Rename the Monster Manual

[Mirtek]

Like they do in Toronto?

To be fair it's the same in Germany. But that's because 99.9% of the cars do stop. It's illegal to not stop for a pedestrian at a crosswalk

 

[Danzauker]

All you gotta do is spend ten seconds with a pair of scissors and cut 'em up such that there's no closed loops left, before tossing them.

An essential skill for me, as most 6-packs of beer come in the can-and-ring format these days and my fridge won't really fit a 2-4.

That has to be an US thing. I've pratically seen the plastic ring 6 packs only in movies.

 

[jasper]

Eh the sage advice compendium is less important, rename it. Doesn’t really matter if it has a bland name.
....

Silly Stupid Sage Suggestions

 

[jasper]

Jay Walkers suck, unless its me drunk 2AM at a major intersection

I though Jay walkers were creatures who drank Johnny walker.

 

[R_J_K75]

I though Jay walkers were creatures who drank Johnny walker.

Sometimes they do....Its like a bad Kenny Rogers song.

 

[R_J_K75]

Why not just have the Monster Manual flavor text written from the perspective of an unreliable narrator?

Thats YOU right?

 

[SkidAce]

We i Germany solved this long ago. All shopping carts are secured by a chain which requires a 1€ deposit to come lose. You need to return the cart and refasten the chain to get it back.

Solved 80% of that issue.

But now how do you tell the humans from the anti-social psychos?

 

[Mirtek]

But now how do you tell the humans from the anti-social psychos?

We're Germans, what are those so called "humans"?

 

[HorusArisen]

Offensive List. Anything I have missed?

1. Orcs (racist stereotypes)
2 Drow (black skinned feminazis)
3 Vistani (racists stereotypes)
4 Inherently evil Humanoids (othering, justification in hurting)
5 Racial penalties (particularly intelligence)
6 OA (cultural appropriation)
7 Honour mechanic (stereotype)
8 Japanese Armour/Hairstyle on Hobgoblins (negative reflection of culture)
9 Primitive (requires positive aspects)
10 Shaman (cultural appropriation & requires positive aspects)
11 Mana (cultural appropriation)
12 Monsters Manual (oppressive name)

You’ve probably missed a few but we may as well cancel D&D it’s clearly evil

I miss when going on forums meant discussing playing games.

 

[Micah Sweet]

I never buy cola or anything in can or bottle rigged in plastic rings. These can be killers. Its been like this for about 25 odd years now. I once caught a small trout with such a plastic around its body. I cut the ring and put it back into the lake. It was enough for me to understand.

I thought they changed the design so the ring are solid caps on the cans, expressly for that reason.