renau1g's Fort Belurian Adventure [Pathfinder]

"Sounds like we're ready to go dig up a little lizard and leave it for mommy to find somewhere pretty far away. Then I'm thinking we've got a bit of business with the self styled 'prince,' or whatever title he's given himself."
 

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Gnomiferous "Iffy" P. Quackenbush, Gnome Celestial Sorcerer8

Iffy is crushed that no one remembers his suggestion! Reprinted here for your edification:

"Hmmm, direct and to the point, yes, but not long on diplomacy. Still, there is much merit in your plan, Oh Crusty One! The only part I don't like is the 'demanding' thing. Perhaps we could sneak in and release the captives surreptitiously?"

Or what Mourn said works, too....
 




"I thought he horse-wench was going to show us where it is, and then we'd use Iffy as a shovel. His mouth is certainly big enough to scoop out huge loads of dirt with!" The dwarf chuckles loudly at his own joke, and winks at the gnome with his good eye.
 

Gnomiferous "Iffy" P. Quackenbush, Gnome Celestial Sorcerer8

Iffy's eyes get as big as dinner plates, and then he looks as if he's going to cry. When he sees Baelor's wink, he wipes his nose, sniffles a bit, and says, "Wellllllll, ok, as long as I can help somehow."
 


Rych

"We might as well be about it. If we have to dig this beast up the sooner the better. If it stays in the ground too long momma may not be able to recognize it any more."
 


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