renau1g's Fort Belurian Adventure [Pathfinder]

[Scott DeWar]

Vernon would recommend to agree to the line up of events, but we still need to find a way to dig, i think.

 

[Scotley]

Rych

"Let's go find the grave then, no use standing around here feeding the bugs."

 

[Rhun]

Baelor nods at the others, and begins to lead the group back toward the Fort, hoping to find the grave that the horse-wench had told them about.

 

[Leif]

Gnomiferous "Iffy" P. Quackenbush, Gnome Celestial Sorcerer8

Iffy dutifully falls in behind Baelor, keeping a careful eye peeled for any unexpected dangers along their route.

 

[Rhun]

"Come on, you bunch," calls Baelor, stopping and turning to look back at the rest of the group. He waves his hand, motioning everyone forward. Everyone beside Iffy, that is, who seems to be right on the dwarf's tail.

 

[Leif]

Gnomiferous "Iffy" P. Quackenbush, Gnome Celestial Sorcerer8

"Yeah, you heard the Dwarf-Man! Get the lead out you lot!" Iffy grins and winks at Baelor.

 

[Maidhc O Casain]

Mourn dutifully falls in line, beginning the trudge back to the fort.

 

[Scotley]

Rych

The wizard is happy to return to the relatively civilized environs of the fort.

 

[Leif]

Gnomiferous "Iffy" P. Quackenbush, Gnome Celestial Sorcerer8

"Sing us a song, Baelor! One of your rousing Dwarvish rounds to get us all involved, please?"

 

[Scotley]

Rych

The wizard smiles impishly and sets off with a rousing song more fit for a tavern and a bit off key:

What do you do with a drunken halfling?
What do you do with a drunken halfling?
What do you do with a drunken halfling early in the morning?
Hang him on the wall and throw darts at him!
Hang him on the wall and throw darts at him!
Hang him on the wall and throw darts at him early in the morning!

What do you do with a drunken half orc?
What do you do with a drunken half orc?
What do you do with a drunken half orc early in the morning?
Stuff him in a barrel and throw him over!
Stuff him in a barrel and throw him over!
Stuff him in a barrel and throw him over early in the morning!

What do you do with a drunken dwarf?
What do you do with a drunken dwarf?
What do you do with a drunken dwarf early in the morning?
Braid his beard and dye it pink!
Braid his beard and dye it pink!
Braid his beard and dye it pink early in the morning!

What do you do with a drunken elf?
What do you do with a drunken elf?
What do you do with a drunken elf early in the morning?
Tie him up and trample on him!
Tie him up and trample on him!
Tie him up and trample on him early in the morning!

What do you do with a drunken gnome?
What do you do with a drunken gnome?
What do you do with a drunken gnome early in the morning?
Ball him up and play catch with him!
Ball him up and play catch with him!
Ball him up and play catch with him early in the morning!