Request: Real Life Villains of ENWorld

[Umbran]

That will teach them to abuse their power.

What, you don't think we know how to abuse it well enough, that we need lessons?

 

[Knight Otu]

Violence inherent in the system!

*Kills Thornir Alekeg and takes his stuff.*

 

[Piratecat]

Hey now, don't do that! He offered to mow my lawn.

 

[Knight Otu]

Oops.
*Animates Dead Thornir Alekeg into a skeleton, and hands the skeleton a lawnmower*
I think that's better. Besides, he won't tire this way.

 

[guedo79]

What, you don't think we know how to abuse it well enough, that we need lessons?

Listen, strange brits distributin' usernames is a fine basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a sensible oligarchy, as part of an aquatic feline ceremony.

 

[Knight Otu]

Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic feline ceremony.

You want them to test their... supreme executive power?

 

[el-remmen]

HOLY CRAP ON A STICK! I just noticed my new custom title!

PIRATECAT! YOU ARE A DIRTY RAT!!!!! YOU ARE LOWER THAN AN ASSASSIN BUG STEEPED IN A STUNJELLY!

 

[Piratecat]

Awwww! Iz da widdle gambado ANGWY? Will he spwing? Spwing, widdle fella, spwing!

Heh heh... that's been there for days. That'll teach you to avoid a ban!

Besides, everyone knows that Henry is the cooler Admin. I'm just emulating his style because it's so friggin' awesome.

 

[Thornir Alekeg]

"Anarchy is the sure consequence of tyranny; for no power that is not limited by laws can ever be protected by them." -John Milton

 

[kirinke]

Awwww! Iz da widdle gambado ANGWY? Will he spwing? Spwing, widdle fella, spwing!

Heh heh... that's been there for days. That'll teach you to avoid a ban!

*Thwaps PirateCat with a wet noodle.

Mods should be more adult you know. Rolemodels of propriety and all that.

*Hands him some catnip and shoos him off to the circus so he can do the rumba with. Well. Some images are just too non grandma friendly if ya know what I mean.