Request: Real Life Villains of ENWorld

[KidCthulhu]

Awwww! Iz da widdle gambado ANGWY? Will he spwing? Spwing, widdle fella, spwing!

Don't feel too bad, Rem. He talks to the dogs this way too. At least they can bite him in the leg.

 

[Piratecat]

HOLY CRAP ON A STICK! I just noticed my new custom title!

PIRATECAT! YOU ARE A DIRTY RAT!!!!! YOU ARE LOWER THAN AN ASSASSIN BUG STEEPED IN A STUNJELLY!

I.

Hate.

You.

How come I can't change it, you SOB?

 

[guedo79]

What's a Bunyip?

 

[demiurge1138]

Piratecat's new title is a lie and a shame. Everyone knows all bunyips are lovable.

Demiurge out.

 

[Umbran]

Piratecat's new title is a lie and a shame. Everyone knows all bunyips are lovable.

Whatever species he is, Piratecat is unique among them

 

[Piratecat]

Like bullywugs, bunyips are a lame-o monster from the 1e Fiend Folio.

And let it be stated for the record that I liked my old title better!

 

[Darkness]

And let it be stated for the record that I liked my old title better!

Grognard.

 

[KidCthulhu]

Could be worse, honey. You could be a nilbog.

 

[Umbran]

You could be a nilbog.

Always has been a bit contrary...

 

[diaglo]

Always has been a bit contrary...

check his hook. i bet he has one of those rings on it.