Bran Blackbyrd
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Frilf said:As a gnome, I'm deeply offended...
And delicious.
Ridiculous crap
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And delicious.
Emiricol
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My party once killed a demon far too tough for them to fight directly, by filling a bag of holding with holy water and having one PC spiderclimb to the top of a cavern, then luring the demon to blink in directly beneath. Dousing with holy water was quite spectacular! And messy.
Anyway... I really wish I hadn't let them do that
If I've done anything sillier, I don't know what it is offhand hehe.
Anyway... I really wish I hadn't let them do that
If I've done anything sillier, I don't know what it is offhand hehe.
Kae'Yoss
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Epic Stick With A Nail In It: You know that nowadays' Zombies are portrayed as ugly things that for some reason always carry a stick with a nail in it. At one time, a game session was quite combat- and zombie- heavy, and we talked about that (in the silly way we usually do): the DM couldn't throw zombies at us for all eternity, after all, sooner or later they wouldn't be a challange any more. He replied that you could make monsters stronger now, with 3e's advancement rules. One of us replied "yes, what you wanna do? Give them a magic stick with a nail in it?" Since then, that was a running gag: We soon discovered just that: a +1 stick with a nail in it (we kept that long as a sort of mascot). Later, when the campaign turned epic, we even found a +10 stick with a nail in it (which was a very, very expensive joke). Of course, we sold that one to a weapons collector ;-)
We also had the Glorious Chair Leg of Radiance: Finding torches somewhat unwieldy (all the lighting and having to relight them when a wind blows - it usually does when you need that light the most...) we decided to enspell something with Continual Flame. We wanted it to be something we could pass around (so one of our weapons was right out), and since we invested money in it and intended to use it for quite some time, we wanted it to be pretty. And so we went to the towns only store and looked around. The best thing we found was the leg of an old chair, which the shop owner broke off and treated so we wouldn't catch splinters off it. Then we CF'ed the thing and had a the most valourus chair leg that ever went on adventure.
We also had the Glorious Chair Leg of Radiance: Finding torches somewhat unwieldy (all the lighting and having to relight them when a wind blows - it usually does when you need that light the most...) we decided to enspell something with Continual Flame. We wanted it to be something we could pass around (so one of our weapons was right out), and since we invested money in it and intended to use it for quite some time, we wanted it to be pretty. And so we went to the towns only store and looked around. The best thing we found was the leg of an old chair, which the shop owner broke off and treated so we wouldn't catch splinters off it. Then we CF'ed the thing and had a the most valourus chair leg that ever went on adventure.
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Kookookatchoonebulopolis --also known as "The City of the Cloud Beetles". A lost city-sized library on the edge of the arctic wastes. Accidently rediscovered by the mad explorer Vasco de Texaco, who was attempting to sail into the past in order to prove the world was a tessereact. Vasco follows a god named "Dalberg", a hybrid entity formed from the astral-projecting soul of a Pasadena slacker and an ancient, mindless, Lovecraftian space god, who dispenses stoner wisdom and pop culture references to his disciples.
Kookookatchoonebulopolis is inhabited by a firecely literate tribe of barbarian-librarians, the intermixed descendents of the original urban population and the barbarian tribe that sacked/occupied the city centuries earlier. Their battle-cry roughly translates as "Quiet!"
Kookookatchoonebulopolis --also known as "The City of the Cloud Beetles". A lost city-sized library on the edge of the arctic wastes. Accidently rediscovered by the mad explorer Vasco de Texaco, who was attempting to sail into the past in order to prove the world was a tessereact. Vasco follows a god named "Dalberg", a hybrid entity formed from the astral-projecting soul of a Pasadena slacker and an ancient, mindless, Lovecraftian space god, who dispenses stoner wisdom and pop culture references to his disciples.
Kookookatchoonebulopolis is inhabited by a firecely literate tribe of barbarian-librarians, the intermixed descendents of the original urban population and the barbarian tribe that sacked/occupied the city centuries earlier. Their battle-cry roughly translates as "Quiet!"
one of my chars has created some nice magic items: a very big gun like thing that shoots magic missiles at a very fast rate (the magic missile minigun), a warship with canons of fireball and a scroll of all-around-teleport (every bodypart appears somewhere else).
i remember one of the players that used to play with us always reseach the enemies bodys, he nearly died once when he was exmening the insides of a recently dead blue dragon (he got an electric shock).
in the game im running now the most powerful thing, exept the BBB, are 3 rats that the pcs need to kill. one can cast arcane spells, one can cast psionic spell and one can simply chew you (or a 9th level fighter, in this case) to daeth.
i remember one of the players that used to play with us always reseach the enemies bodys, he nearly died once when he was exmening the insides of a recently dead blue dragon (he got an electric shock).
in the game im running now the most powerful thing, exept the BBB, are 3 rats that the pcs need to kill. one can cast arcane spells, one can cast psionic spell and one can simply chew you (or a 9th level fighter, in this case) to daeth.
