Here goes (keeping in mind broken test...)
Str: 9
Really now I must protest, I am not a body builder but I can out wrastle most people I know...
Int: 10
D'oh thats what I get fer not a go-in ta College (my College educated friends often say things like "You really mean you never graduated from High School? Why not?" I answer: the system man, the system...)
Wis: 14
About right... maybe a bit high (I often space out and fail to pay attention to what I am doing)
Dex: 13
About right, might be a bit low... considering I am pretty fast, but a touch clumsy (which comes more from not paying attention to what I am doing)
Con: 14
A bit high, the Marathon type ?'s were misleading... (I did run them, when I was 12... its been a long couch life since then-and about 150 pounds...)
Chr: 16
Wow considering my absolutely misleading track record with only dating Psycho-Chics... Hmmm, must look into the Wisdom score on that one...
I am thinking Sorceror. Its really my only choice... (and all this time I saw myself as a Laborer... hmmph, I guess digging all those ditches only lowered my Str...)
Well it was fun... er wait, hmmm, well I get back to ya on that...
Editted for spiellin errors... maybe the Int wasn't that far off...
Heh I figured out what inflated the Con and dropped my Str... apparently I'm a Gnome. After all I can inbibe tremendous amounts of alcohol and keep going, and of course I am stronger than the average Gnome with a 9, so Gnome Sorceror it is...