Rock, paper, scissors... aawww shoot!

[Vincenzo]

Heh friend of mine thats into magic was telling me about these 3 cards called rock lobster, scissor lizard, and paper something else.

They are weak to the type they would be in rock paper scissors .... might be fun for like wizards version of rock/paper/scissors

Or you could do it on a larger scale like DRAGONS, ELEMENTALS, OR GOLEMS!!!

Heh im bored what else was i to do

 

[pyrobob]

Heh im bored what else was i to do

buy a cute little puppy, the toast it with a maximized fireball! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[TheFlamingRheo]

I am better then you pyrobob you are just a pyro I on the other hand am a psychotic, short temped , smart ass who lit his own bed on fire just to watch it burn and at the same time watch everyone run out of the house screaming.

 

[TheFlamingRheo]

Also if you toast a little puppy you make a nice little girl sad and then you have to deal with THE FLAMING RHEO

 

[pyrobob]

Ahh... another fire enthusiast! I thought i was all alone on these boards... Besides, how am i supposed to toast a puppy w/o getting that little girl first?! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ooo! a whole matress! What an accomplishment! ever torch your lawn cuz your dad told u to cut it and you didnt feel like it but he yelled at you and you got all angry and since the way you deal with anger is to lite stuf on fire you figured youll combine your two goals and show your dad who hes messin with?

 

[TheFlamingRheo]

Nooo...I did not lite my lawn on fire because you see I am not a complete imbelcile, instead I beat the crap out of the lawn mower andtold my father that it just broke. The blade flew off into a tree, the handle was lost, and the gas was full of rocks.

 

[pyrobob]

How dare you waste ggod gas?! Of all the profane possibilities of a good tank of lawn mower gas, and you fill it with rocks?! What is wrong with you, man? For god's sakes, you coulda disintegrated that lawn mower with that much petrol; even better, you coulda incinerated your dad with that much! Aiieee!! You mortal folk just dont appreciate the diverse applications of fire, do you?

 

[TheFlamingRheo]

Well you see pyrobob I was not wasting gasoline I was merely screwing it up so when the mower was started it shot out a large blast that sounded like a frickin bomb.

 

[pyrobob]

Ohh... I forgive you, then. just curious, r u a Kossuthian?

 

[Virginia Wilde]

I would just eat you all. Without regard for the fire.