Moe Ronalds
First Post
What would be the roles of all the races/monsters/classes in a modern-day D&D universe? This is just for fun so that you can post all your weird Ideas. I'll start.
*Nymph female pop-stars
*Succubi/Inccubi Strippers
*Tieflings writing angst-riddled unhappy music
*Orc rock bands!
*The WWF would mostly be ogres, giants, trolls, and other big baddies.
*Beholder eye-doctors
*Illithid psychologists
*Dragon Lawyers
*Medusae Plastic Surgeons (in greek myth Medusa was beautiful before she pissed off the wrong goddess)
*Druid Hippies!
*There probably wouldn't be any professional Magicians, since a decent handful of people can cast real magic anyway.
*Clerics running hospitals
*Celestial Jack-Chick-Wannabes
*Halfling Assassins!
*Half Elven computer/RPG geeks (they'd face at least some prejudice, and they aren't stupid like half-orcs. Which brings me to my next point...)
*Half-Orc rights activists!
Anyone else have any ideas?
*Nymph female pop-stars
*Succubi/Inccubi Strippers
*Tieflings writing angst-riddled unhappy music
*Orc rock bands!
*The WWF would mostly be ogres, giants, trolls, and other big baddies.
*Beholder eye-doctors
*Illithid psychologists
*Dragon Lawyers
*Medusae Plastic Surgeons (in greek myth Medusa was beautiful before she pissed off the wrong goddess)
*Druid Hippies!
*There probably wouldn't be any professional Magicians, since a decent handful of people can cast real magic anyway.
*Clerics running hospitals
*Celestial Jack-Chick-Wannabes
*Halfling Assassins!
*Half Elven computer/RPG geeks (they'd face at least some prejudice, and they aren't stupid like half-orcs. Which brings me to my next point...)
*Half-Orc rights activists!
Anyone else have any ideas?
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