Roll up your Accidental Anthropomorphic Animal Hero!

For fun and giggles, I whipped up a TMNT-inspired table for anthropomorphic RPG animal PCs. What did you get?
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Russ Morrissey

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Toriel

Explorer
Experimental Psychic Scientist Bear: BRAIN POWER!
It goes without saying that he wears a white lab coat and a weird crystal crown.
 

Dannyalcatraz

Moderator
Staff member
Experimental Psychic Scientist Bear: BRAIN POWER!
It goes without saying that he wears a white lab coat and a weird crystal crown.
Man, that is FULL of potential! What kind of bear? What kind of psychic abilities? What specialty in science?

I mean, they could all be interrelated, or just...well...whatever. Winnifred DePooh is a telekinetic brown bear who is an apiarist, devoting his abilities towards collecting honey.

OTOH, Werner Von Brownbear is telepathic with an interest in rocketry.

While Shang, the Panda bear with powerful remote viewing abilities might favor exploration of relatively inaccessible places, like the Marianis Trench.
 

Dannyalcatraz

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Staff member
Didn’t see this one coming: Punk Rock Atomic Acrobat Rhino. I can easily see a (literally) glowing mowhawk and a horn pierced with dozens of clothes-pins. Maybe with a Godzilla-esque breath weapon.

But acrobat?

A 2.5 ton critter doing flips? One hand handstands? Cartwheels?

Damaging buildings while doing parkour? Hell...running through walls (Kool-Aid Man style) while attempting parkour?


*thumpthumpthumpthumpthumpthump*
*BOOM!*
 

Dannyalcatraz

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Staff member
Truckin’ Nuclear Espionage Gorilla.
In the vein of Henry’s musings, I’d call that watchable.

I can almost see a gorilla in a John Deere hat and tux- sleeves torn off- playing baccarat.

When introducing himself, he signs, “Koko. Just Koko.”

Preferred drinks: bananatini, shaken, not stirred. Or a PBR.
 

WASP007

Villager
Didn’t see this one coming: Punk Rock Atomic Acrobat Rhino. I can easily see a (literally) glowing mowhawk and a horn pierced with dozens of clothes-pins. Maybe with a Godzilla-esque breath weapon.

But acrobat?

A 2.5 ton critter doing flips? One hand handstands? Cartwheels?

Damaging buildings while doing parkour? Hell...running through walls (Kool-Aid Man style) while attempting parkour?


*thumpthumpthumpthumpthumpthump*
*BOOM!*
Dude that's hysterical
 

Dannyalcatraz

Moderator
Staff member
Using random.org b/c I'm too lazy to dig out a d20:
Killer Bionic Samurai Tiger
Cyber Tyger, burning bright,
In the city streets at night;
Only mortal hand or eye,
Dare frame thy fearful symmetry.

Oh what distant fact’try lines,
Built the lasers of thine eyes?
To what things dared they aspire?
What the hand, dare seize the fire?

And what shoulder, & what art,
Could forge thy carbon-fiber heart?
And when thy heart began to beat,
What dread hand? & what dread feet?

What the hammer? what the chain,
In what furnace was thy brain?
What the anvil? what dread grasp,
Dare its deadly terrors clasp!

When the stars threw down their spears
And water'd heaven with their tears:
Did he smile his work to see?
Who made the Lamb did not make thee.

Cyber Tyger, burning bright,
In the city streets at night;
Only mortal hand or eye,
Would frame thy fearful symmetry.
 

Dannyalcatraz

Moderator
Staff member
Bohemian Interdimensional Rascal Dog. (B.I.R.D.?!)

I’m thinking a foppish Jack Russell or Border Collie. Maybe in the Mxyzptlkian/Bat-Mite/Imposssible Man/Assassin Bug vein.
 

Sword of Spirit

Adventurer
I wasn't sure why there were two slightly different tables (maybe my phone isn't displaying it right), but I just rolled first to decide on a table before each column roll.

Accidental Alien Espionage Rhino. I think I crashlanded out of Wizardry 7, and had to go undercover to figure out how to survive.
 

Dannyalcatraz

Moderator
Staff member
I had a mental image of a rhino version of Chicken Boo or Sir Bearington...
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