RRAARRGGHH! (jiggle jiggle)

[Macbeth]

I actually had a barbarian awakened squirell in one of my more light hearted campaign moments. He was the commander of a goblin army division. His name was Corpral Chitters.

 

[Dirigible]

Challenge Rating: 20 (shadowdancer is nonassociated [with tarrasque])

There's an understatement

 

[Harlock]

I actually had a barbarian awakened squirell in one of my more light hearted campaign moments. He was the commander of a goblin army division. His name was Corpral Chitters.

You don't know how relieved I am to see that. I thought our group was weird... The Party in a game I DM's were bound and determined to awaken the Halfling's riding dog. I wasn't real thrilled about having to NPC a dog, so I made him demand a cut of all treasure and he started taking class levels in monk. But then he ran into a deck of many things and drew the alignment switcheroo, so I had to go with sorceror.

 

[AuroraGyps]

The awakened toad barbarian
I mean it may be filled of rage but what is it going to do try and bite you with its no existent teeth, swat at you with its tongue.

Maybe it's one of those poisonous toads. All I can picture is this REALLY ANGRY toad hopping around the bad guys like crazy, yelling, "Lick me, lick me!!!" It's a very disturbing thought.

 

[CRGreathouse]

He needs a few more levels/hide ranks, I think.

No, he has 12 ranks -- 10 to qualify, 2 as shadowdancer. His size penalty hurts here...

 

[Olgar Shiverstone]

I've made an epic 30th level assassin awakened ferret once. Think the bunny from Monty Python. With his DC 52 death strike, he could very easily jump on a great wyrm and slice its throat.

Now that is one fiendish dire weasel!

How about a xorn bard, who quotes Vogon poetry while nibbling on fine diamonds?

 

[KenM]

Last game, our elf monk successsfully grappled and pinned a dire bear. He rolled real good. The player thought it was just a grizzly bear. After the combat he said he never would have tryed to grapple the thing if he knew it was a dire bear. The look on His face was priceless.

 

[Count Arioch the 28t]

I'm eventually going to make, as a NPC foe for my PCs, an awakened horse balckguard with the leadership feat, and a lesser, human, cohort blackguard riding him around.

 

[KidCthulhu]

I have a friend who once spent many, many hours trying to talk Pkitty in to
letting him run a mind flayer PC (Back in 2nd ed, before ECL).

Pkitty: Dude, you eat brains. What party wants a companion who eats brains?
Ric: He's a vegetarian. He's on a 12 step program.

Pkitty: You're purple, with tentacles. People will kill you on sight.
Ric: I'll wear a bag over my head. And I want to name him Email. Email DaVinci.

He didn't get his wish, but we did get a laugh.

 

[Ashrum the Black]

Ow. This thread is painful.

Thanks guys and gals!