RRAARRGGHH! (jiggle jiggle)

[Isida Kep'Tukari]

Last gaming session I had an awakened white pudding (Tome of Horrors, arctic version of a black pudding) that spoke with an English accent (as he had been awakened by a scholarly wizard, awaken ooze spell in Dragon #299 I think, the Mercenary issue). I'm thinking of having him make a repeat appearance, perhaps with monk levels. The idea of an English-accented kung-fu fighting pudding sends me into hysterical spasms.

 

[Sejs]

Picture a gelatinous cube, with barbarian levels, raging...

Awakened Half-Celestial Gelatinous Cube with Cleric levels.

Oh yes. 10' cube of transparent gelatin with big feathery wings, a halo and a burnin desire to smite evil!


*peals of celestial corus*
Cuuuuuuuuube!

 

[Epametheus]

This thread is excellent.

We've had an alcoholic warpony philosopher before.

The party decided to have the dwarf's warpony awakened. They rolled an 18 for its intelligence, making it far smarter than anyone else in the party. Once he understood economics, Boozer went and bought himself a harem.

 

[Frilf]

Last gaming session I had an awakened white pudding (Tome of Horrors, arctic version of a black pudding) that spoke with an English accent (as he had been awakened by a scholarly wizard, awaken ooze spell in Dragon #299 I think, the Mercenary issue). I'm thinking of having him make a repeat appearance, perhaps with monk levels. The idea of an English-accented kung-fu fighting pudding sends me into hysterical spasms.

LOL! I can see it now:

"I say, chaps, would you mind terribly if I used my stunning fist on you? Right-oh!" ::thwack!:: "Not a bad lot... for orcs." ::jiggles off::

That's rich!

 

[Frilf]

::comes of out lurk mode again::

Oh, yes... I forgot to mention that the alcoholic war pony philosopher is right up my alley, too. I think I had him for a professor in college. Love the stuff on this thread!

[PS - This was going to be a double-post of the above, but it has been re-formatted to fit your screen. Sorry!]

::goes back to lurk mode::

 

[Hypersmurf]

The awakened toad barbarian
I mean it may be filled of rage but what is it going to do try and bite you with its no existent teeth, swat at you with its tongue.

Funniest thing is that its bonus to speed from Fast Movement is twice its base speed.

Even funnier is that an anthropomorphic toad - 3 feet tall, bipedal, humanoidish in shape - still has a 5' speed.

-Hyp.

 

[Sejs]

Even funnier is that an anthropomorphic toad - 3 feet tall, bipedal, humanoidish in shape - still has a 5' speed.

It's all the waving their arms up over their heads like Kermit that distracts 'em from moving fast.

So would an anthropomorphic toad in heavy armor have a speed of 2.5'?

 

[Hypersmurf]

So would an anthropomorphic toad in heavy armor have a speed of 2.5'?

"In some situations, your movement may be so hampered that you don't have sufficient speed even to move 5 feet (a single square). In such a case, you may spend a full round action to move five feet (1 square) in any direction, even diagonally. Even though this looks like a 5' step, it's not, and thus it provokes attacks of opportunity normally."

I guess this is one of those situations.

-Hyp.

 

[BrooklynKnight]

I actually had a barbarian awakened squirell in one of my more light hearted campaign moments. He was the commander of a goblin army division. His name was Corpral Chitters.

I have this intense urge to turn on Toon Disney and wait for an episode of Rescue Rangers

 

[BrooklynKnight]

What about an Anthromorphic Turtle (Adolescent) with levels in Monk?

Or...

Lets take 4.
Give one levels in Fast and Strong Hero (leo)
another levels in Smart and Tough (Don)
another in Charismatic and Fast (mike)
and another in Strong and Tough. (Raph)

yes... Teenage Anthromorphic Heroic Turtles...... (*runs*)