Sagiro's Story Hour Returns (new thread started on 5/18/08)


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Sagiro said:
Vitreous humor spews everywhere.

And strangely, all I can think while reading this is Vitreous humor would make a great name for a band...

Welcome back, and congrats on all the marriage stuff.
 

You didn't loose me. Ok you probally didn't even know that I read this storyhour but I do and you didn't loose me.
 
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Sorry, Tmaas. All we Sagiro fans will have to sit twiddling our thumbs until the end of November, at least. Sagiro and Kodiak are off on their honeymoon in New Zealand for a month, and we are S.O.L. They will be having a wonderful, frolicksome time, and we'll be pining.

Guilt doesn't seem to be working. Perhaps if we all pack ourselves into their luggage..
 

KidCthulhu said:
Sorry, Tmaas. All we Sagiro fans will have to sit twiddling our thumbs until the end of November, at least. Sagiro and Kodiak are off on their honeymoon in New Zealand for a month, and we are S.O.L. They will be having a wonderful, frolicksome time, and we'll be pining.

Guilt doesn't seem to be working. Perhaps if we all pack ourselves into their luggage..

gawd, New Zealand for a month PLUS all the Sagiro stories I can whine out of him? Dibs on the big suitcase!
 

As I only started reading this Story Hour today, I am actually thankful for the time to catch up before Sagiro gets posting again.

Looks good so far. Can't wait to find out what happens.
 

KidCthulhu said:
Sorry, Tmaas. All we Sagiro fans will have to sit twiddling our thumbs until the end of November, at least. Sagiro and Kodiak are off on their honeymoon in New Zealand for a month, and we are S.O.L. They will be having a wonderful, frolicksome time, and we'll be pining.
Well, in a blatant attempt to keep this Story Hour on the first page where it belongs, let me present another G&S-inspired creation. This time, it's the three mages of the Company, the night before venturing into the Cave of the Beasts, showing off the vocal dexterity that's only attained after years of using tricky verbal spell components... :D

(I apologise for the ugly monospaced font, but I couldn't find any other way in vB Code of laying out the three parts with their somewhat complex interactions. For anyone wanting to sing along (remember to take a deep breath before each verse! :)) I've put a karaoke version here.)
Code:
GREY WOLF                            KIBI                                 ARAVIS
A pessimist I am in
  every awful situation
That we find ourselves involved in --
  it's my natural dispensation.
Having faced a doom prophetic
  that my comrades would betray me,
I can say with satisfaction that
  they didn't get to slay me.
Now I've long outgrown my early days
  when spells were somewhat fickle,
And I promise that my [i]lightning bolt[/i]s
  do rather more than tickle;
I can also fight in combat, though
  my sword is prone to natter,
But we'll prob'ly die tomorrow,
  so it really doesn't matter!
                                                                          So it really doesn't matter,
                                     So it really doesn't matter,         matter, matter, matter, matter,
                                     matter, matter, matter, matter,      So it really doesn't matter,
                                     So it really doesn't matter,         matter, matter, matter, matter,
So it really doesn't matter,
                                                                          So it really doesn't matter,
So it really doesn't matter,         So it really doesn't matter,         So it really doesn't matter,
matter, matter, matter, matter,      matter, matter, matter, matter!      matter, matter, matter, matter,
matter, matter, matter, matter,                                           matter, matter, matter, matter,
matter, matter, matter, matter,                                           matter, matter, matter, matter,
matter, matter, matter, matter,      I've spells for all occasions,       matter, matter, matter, matter,
  matter, matter...                    from [i]hold monster[/i] to [i]confusion[/i],      matter, matter...
                                     And if those don't work there's always
                                       [i]magic missile[/i]s in profusion.
                                     When it comes to crafting items
                                       I am perfect to the letter,
                                     For no matter what the others do
                                       a dwarf will do it better.
                                     With the Earth I have achieved
                                       an understanding fundamental,
                                     A connection that I share
                                       with my familiar elemental;
                                     And for those who think a dwarven
                                       mage is naught but foolish chatter,
                                     They had better think again, for
                                       their opinion doesn't matter!
                                                                          Their opinion doesn't matter,
Their opinion doesn't matter,                                             matter, matter, matter, matter,
matter, matter, matter, matter,                                           Their opinion doesn't matter,
Their opinion doesn't matter,                                             matter, matter, matter, matter,
                                     Their opinion doesn't matter,
                                                                          Their opinion doesn't matter,
Their opinion doesn't matter,        Their opinion doesn't matter,        Their opinion doesn't matter,
matter, matter, matter, matter,      matter, matter, matter, matter,      matter, matter, mater, matter!
matter, matter, matter, matter,      matter, matter, matter, matter,
matter, matter, matter, matter,      matter, matter, matter, matter,
matter, matter, matter, matter,      matter, matter, matter, matter,      My journeys have induced in me
  matter, matter...                    matter, matter...                    some changes unexpected,
                                                                          But at least with starry fields for eyes
                                                                            you tend to be respected;
                                                                          Though it sometimes might appear that
                                                                            I am merely navel-gazing, 
                                                                          I am scouting out the multiverse --
                                                                            in truth I am a-Maze-ing... 
                                                                          Of the many ways I have
                                                                            to an opponent's execution, 
                                                                          I am rather fond of [i]fireball[/i]s
                                                                            with sonic substitution. 
                                                                          With a simple invocation
                                                                            we can cause our foes to scatter
                                                                          But our firepower means that
                                                                            if they don't it doesn't matter!
If they don't it doesn't matter,
matter, matter, matter, matter,      If they don't it doesn't matter,
If they don't it doesn't matter,     matter, matter, matter, matter,
matter, matter, matter, matter!      If they don't it doesn't matter!
With a simple invocation             With a simple invocation             With a simple invocation
  we can cause our foes to scatter     we can cause our foes to scatter     we can cause our foes to scatter
But our firepower means that         But our firepower means that         But our firepower means that
  if they don't it doesn't matter!     if they don't it doesn't matter!     if they don't it doesn't matter!
With a simple invocation             With a simple invocation             With a simple invocation
  we can cause our foes to scatter     we can cause our foes to scatter     we can cause our foes to scatter
But our firepower means that         But our firepower means that         But our firepower means that
  if they don't it doesn't matter,     if they don't it doesn't matter,     if they don't it doesn't matter,
matter, matter, matter, matter,      matter, matter, matter, matter,      matter, matter, matter, matter,
matter, matter, matter, matter,      matter, matter, matter, matter,      matter, matter, matter, matter,
matter, matter!                      matter, matter!                      matter, matter!
 

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