Sagiro's Story Hour Returns (new thread started on 5/18/08)
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- Start date
Blood Jester
First Post
Wheee!
Congrats again to both of you, and 'yay' to more story hour!
Congrats again to both of you, and 'yay' to more story hour!
thatdarncat
Overlord of Chat
yay welcome back 
*much fanboyish rejoicing*
*much fanboyish rejoicing*
KidCthulhu
First Post
Sorry, Tmaas. All we Sagiro fans will have to sit twiddling our thumbs until the end of November, at least. Sagiro and Kodiak are off on their honeymoon in New Zealand for a month, and we are S.O.L. They will be having a wonderful, frolicksome time, and we'll be pining.
Guilt doesn't seem to be working. Perhaps if we all pack ourselves into their luggage..
Guilt doesn't seem to be working. Perhaps if we all pack ourselves into their luggage..
thatdarncat
Overlord of Chat
KidCthulhu said:
gawd, New Zealand for a month PLUS all the Sagiro stories I can whine out of him? Dibs on the big suitcase!
robberbaron
First Post
As I only started reading this Story Hour today, I am actually thankful for the time to catch up before Sagiro gets posting again.
Looks good so far. Can't wait to find out what happens.
Looks good so far. Can't wait to find out what happens.
Well, in a blatant attempt to keep this Story Hour on the first page where it belongs, let me present another G&S-inspired creation. This time, it's the three mages of the Company, the night before venturing into the Cave of the Beasts, showing off the vocal dexterity that's only attained after years of using tricky verbal spell components...KidCthulhu said:
(I apologise for the ugly monospaced font, but I couldn't find any other way in vB Code of laying out the three parts with their somewhat complex interactions. For anyone wanting to sing along (remember to take a deep breath before each verse!
) I've put a karaoke version here.)
Code:
GREY WOLF KIBI ARAVIS
A pessimist I am in
every awful situation
That we find ourselves involved in --
it's my natural dispensation.
Having faced a doom prophetic
that my comrades would betray me,
I can say with satisfaction that
they didn't get to slay me.
Now I've long outgrown my early days
when spells were somewhat fickle,
And I promise that my [i]lightning bolt[/i]s
do rather more than tickle;
I can also fight in combat, though
my sword is prone to natter,
But we'll prob'ly die tomorrow,
so it really doesn't matter!
So it really doesn't matter,
So it really doesn't matter, matter, matter, matter, matter,
matter, matter, matter, matter, So it really doesn't matter,
So it really doesn't matter, matter, matter, matter, matter,
So it really doesn't matter,
So it really doesn't matter,
So it really doesn't matter, So it really doesn't matter, So it really doesn't matter,
matter, matter, matter, matter, matter, matter, matter, matter! matter, matter, matter, matter,
matter, matter, matter, matter, matter, matter, matter, matter,
matter, matter, matter, matter, matter, matter, matter, matter,
matter, matter, matter, matter, I've spells for all occasions, matter, matter, matter, matter,
matter, matter... from [i]hold monster[/i] to [i]confusion[/i], matter, matter...
And if those don't work there's always
[i]magic missile[/i]s in profusion.
When it comes to crafting items
I am perfect to the letter,
For no matter what the others do
a dwarf will do it better.
With the Earth I have achieved
an understanding fundamental,
A connection that I share
with my familiar elemental;
And for those who think a dwarven
mage is naught but foolish chatter,
They had better think again, for
their opinion doesn't matter!
Their opinion doesn't matter,
Their opinion doesn't matter, matter, matter, matter, matter,
matter, matter, matter, matter, Their opinion doesn't matter,
Their opinion doesn't matter, matter, matter, matter, matter,
Their opinion doesn't matter,
Their opinion doesn't matter,
Their opinion doesn't matter, Their opinion doesn't matter, Their opinion doesn't matter,
matter, matter, matter, matter, matter, matter, matter, matter, matter, matter, mater, matter!
matter, matter, matter, matter, matter, matter, matter, matter,
matter, matter, matter, matter, matter, matter, matter, matter,
matter, matter, matter, matter, matter, matter, matter, matter, My journeys have induced in me
matter, matter... matter, matter... some changes unexpected,
But at least with starry fields for eyes
you tend to be respected;
Though it sometimes might appear that
I am merely navel-gazing,
I am scouting out the multiverse --
in truth I am a-Maze-ing...
Of the many ways I have
to an opponent's execution,
I am rather fond of [i]fireball[/i]s
with sonic substitution.
With a simple invocation
we can cause our foes to scatter
But our firepower means that
if they don't it doesn't matter!
If they don't it doesn't matter,
matter, matter, matter, matter, If they don't it doesn't matter,
If they don't it doesn't matter, matter, matter, matter, matter,
matter, matter, matter, matter! If they don't it doesn't matter!
With a simple invocation With a simple invocation With a simple invocation
we can cause our foes to scatter we can cause our foes to scatter we can cause our foes to scatter
But our firepower means that But our firepower means that But our firepower means that
if they don't it doesn't matter! if they don't it doesn't matter! if they don't it doesn't matter!
With a simple invocation With a simple invocation With a simple invocation
we can cause our foes to scatter we can cause our foes to scatter we can cause our foes to scatter
But our firepower means that But our firepower means that But our firepower means that
if they don't it doesn't matter, if they don't it doesn't matter, if they don't it doesn't matter,
matter, matter, matter, matter, matter, matter, matter, matter, matter, matter, matter, matter,
matter, matter, matter, matter, matter, matter, matter, matter, matter, matter, matter, matter,
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