Kerlan's Go'n' Be A Daddy! (Again!)
Mazel Tov to you as well, Kerlan! I second Mowgli's wishes. I also have a suggestion -- when I was married to my first wife back in 1998, I had a step-son who was almost two. He would always cry bright and early in the morning, and usually I got up to 'tend to bidness.' I knew full well what I was about to find in his diaper, or 'bundle of joy' you might say, but I would always feign abject shock, let my jaw drop, my eyes get as big as possible, and say something like, "*Gasp* Oh, my goodness!" He found this to be unspeakably hilarious, and we shared many a smile together over a stinky diaper.