Secret Service Protects Pregnant Duck

[Ranger REG]

Actually, yes, but not for that reason. Ducks and other migratory waterfowl are federally protected. To hunt them you must get a federal stamp.

Really? And the Secret Service didn't bother to get a federal stamp to eradicate the fowl?

 

[Angel Tarragon]

mmm...duck...

And sitting on a clutch of eggs? That's a balut appetizer and a main course waiting to happen!

I ate quail once. (No, it wasn't roadkill)

 

[Torm]

Yeah, I had some questions about that too, but Torm Anseriformes.

It worked. I liked it. Eggsellent.

At least, I should say, it worked well nested in text like that, but if you ever deliver it in person, I wood duck immediately after, were I you - someone might leave you mottled black and blue.

I realize this aren't good puns, but that's okay, I'm not really trying hard, I'm just dabbling.

 

[Raging Epistaxis]

...
I realize this aren't good puns, but that's okay, I'm not really trying hard, I'm just dabbling.

Ah, that's ok. I think anyone wood duck after making everyone brood over such a gravid example of punditry.

But hey, I'll not get my feathers ruffled or molt for the door. And only a fool would shoot the Merganser because of the message.

As they say, water off a duck's back.

R E

Goodnight, and good puns to all

 

[Steve Jung]

Suddenly things took a tern for the worse, but with mallard towards none.

 

[Turanil]

The eggs are expected to hatch the last week of April at which time the duck will be relocated nearer water.

They probably mean the boiling water in the cooking pot.

 

[Rel]

They probably mean the boiling water in the cooking pot.

Turanil, I am horrified at your suggestion that they would boil that duck.

Boiling is far from the best way to cook a duck.

 

[Desdichado]

Am I the only one who thought of this movie?

 

[Angel Tarragon]

No, but I thought you were refrencing to this movie.

 

[Torm]

Am I the only one who thought of this movie?

I didn't think of it - I had this running through my head.