*sung to the tune of
Finland by Monty Python, with apologies

*
Bluffsides, Bluffsides, Bluffsides,
The setting where I want to be,
Pony trekking or campaigning,
Or just watching the sea.
Bluffsides, Bluffsides, Bluffsides.
It's the setting for me.
You're so near to Kirkland,
So far from the Empire of the Dragon Sands.
Quite a long way from Faerun,
Lots of miles from Oerth.
Bluffsides, Bluffsides, Bluffsides,
The setting where I want to be,
Eating breakfast or dinner,
Or snack lunch in the hall.
Bluffsides, Bluffsides, Bluffsides.
Bluffsides has it all.
{snip. It's too bad for me to keep going, but if you're anything like me, you're now cursed with this tune in your head!}