Sex with the DM

[Wik]

Frankly, I wouldn't want to have sex with anyone I've ever gamed with. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Ha. You need to game with us. In the past five years, I've had roughly six girls in my group who could be described as either "smoking hot" or "pretty damn close to smoking hot".

One of them is a regular in my group right now. And she's one of the hottest (and coolest) girls I know.

 

[Mark CMG]

If you have sex with your DM, and get favorable treatment in the game thereafter, is that an unfair advantage, or should the other players just start having sex with the DM instead?

Which edition?

 

[Ilium]

This slightly silly question does bring up something that people might not have considered. Sometimes the GM's partner gets more attention in the game not because of "favors rendered" but because the GM and partner spend a lot of time together. If they discuss the game away from the table at all they'll probably cook up cool stuff to work into the game involving the partner's PC.

 

[Mark CMG]

This slightly silly question does bring up something that people might not have considered. Sometimes the GM's partner gets more attention in the game not because of "favors rendered" but because the GM and partner spend a lot of time together. If they discuss the game away from the table at all they'll probably cook up cool stuff to work into the game involving the partner's PC.

I'm just quoting this now so you can't edit it after she leaves the room.

 

[Wik]

Ha ha, cute. But Ilium raises a point.

In my own campaign, the only player I spend a lot of time with is my brother... while I have been harsher in judgements towards his PC than others, I haven't been overly so. And yeah, I have worked his background more into the plot than others, but I defend this simply because I know that in a few levels, his dragon shaman power boost is going to peter out, and I want something that will keep him involved in the campaign. I've also got a story planned for the paladin (he has to build a new church), and catfolk rogue (she'll be investigating the death of catfolk on the island). I still need to come up with something for the goliath, and for our new player... but all in good time.

The moral of the story is, if a GM is aware of the fact that he is giving preferential treatment to another Player, he will stop. If you politely inform the GM of your views, the problem will usually correct itself.

 

[Nifft]

I've had roughly six girls

That is indeed the best way to have them.

Why are you all pelting me with fruit?

-- N, snacktime!

 

[Mark CMG]

Ha ha, cute. But Ilium raises a point.

Indeed. Brainstorming can be the genesis of many ideas that one would likely not uncover alone.

 

[Sejs]

If you have sex with your DM, and get favorable treatment in the game thereafter, is that an unfair advantage, or should the other players just start having sex with the DM instead?

As I am the DM, I'd have to say that no it's not unfair that I get favorable treatment in game after I have sex with myself.

 

[Nyaricus]

What can I say: as DM, my dream is to have sex with my metalhead/gamer girlfriend (that I don't have yet... ).

All in time

cheers,
--N

 

[airwalkrr]

On an unrelated note, I posted this with my wii.

-TRRW

Sorry to thread hijack. I thought it was supposed to be out, but didn't see the update. Did I miss something?