Sexiest Male NPCs

[Bardsandsages]

Pikel Bouldershoulder. Fer sure.

"Doo-dad! Oo oi!"

I mean, what woman wouldn't swoon over an idiot-savant dwarf with a green beard?

I don't know if "swoon" would be the right word...

I guess since I started the thread I should confess my person choice. Artemis Entreri. Sure, he wouldn't think twice about stabbing that jeweled dagger in my back if his life depended on it, but at least you know that going into the relationship.

 

[Alzrius]

I guess since I started the thread I should confess my person choice. Artemis Entreri. Sure, he wouldn't think twice about stabbing that jeweled dagger in my back if his life depended on it, but at least you know that going into the relationship.

Regarding the sexiest men in the Realms, I totally agree with you here.

 

[kenmarable]

Funny coincidence (although this is more about art than personality) - just last night, I was looking through my Pathfinders and my wife commented how attractive Valeros is. She especially liked how he actually had handsome facial features (well, plus a big scar) without being all pretty-boy beefcakey.

Of course, the "dreamiest" celebrity for her has always been Harrison Ford, so she seems to prefer the rougher type - although I'm not sure how I fit in there.

 

[Wolv0rine]

You should have your friend spend two minutes at a convention watching Ed Greenwood role-playing Elminster to disabuse her of that mental image. It will be forever banished from her mind; trust me.

While I'm sure I'll regret it, I'm just too curious (even given that I'm not a FR fan), how does Ed Greenwood RP Elminster?

 

[lutecius]

count another vote for Artemis Entreri.

Matt Wilson's Craulnober definitely made me want to know more about the character. Not very manly but I love the style.

Funny coincidence (although this is more about art than personality) - just last night, I was looking through my Pathfinders and my wife commented how attractive Valeros is. She especially liked how he actually had handsome facial features (well, plus a big scar) without being all pretty-boy beefcakey.

this is one of the few faces (male or female) by Wayne Reynolds that I find remotely attractive. he could use a haircut though.

 

[Blackrat]

What? No-one mentioned Jarlaxle yet? I do agree that Drizz is way too emo but there is the other drow running around outside underdark. The drawings of Jarlaxle are all horrible but the way he is described in every book could make me reconsider my orientation.

 

[Bardsandsages]

What? No-one mentioned Jarlaxle yet? I do agree that Drizz is way too emo but there is the other drow running around outside underdark. The drawings of Jarlaxle are all horrible but the way he is described in every book could make me reconsider my orientation.

I hate the drawings of Jarlaxle. When I read the books, I kind of envision him like an elfish Will Smith. But all the art looks like a dark skinned Robert Englund. (shudder). But yes, in the books he is rather sexy. But he's a bit too insane.

 

[Clueless]

I guess since I started the thread I should confess my person choice. Artemis Entreri. Sure, he wouldn't think twice about stabbing that jeweled dagger in my back if his life depended on it, but at least you know that going into the relationship.

Regarding the sexiest men in the Realms, I totally agree with you here.

Oh heck yes. Agreed! I once asked Lockwood if there was still any artwork of Entreri floating around and the answer, paraphrased, was "Already sold, very sorry." :-/

In non-canon, I've still gotta hold out for the Jester from Shemmy's first Storyhour. But he's not Realms.