Wofano Wotanto
Hero
I think I'd just crib results from the old Warhammer Quest "visit the tavern" chart. If you dig around online there's dozens of homebrew variants by fans for capturing just the right flavor of alehouse you're after.
At an absolute minimum, there needs to be some chance of a drunken patron teaching you how to cover yourself in rancid bear fat so attacks just slip right off you.
At an absolute minimum, there needs to be some chance of a drunken patron teaching you how to cover yourself in rancid bear fat so attacks just slip right off you.