Share your pirate haikus

[Dirigible]

Avast ye lubbers
Yhe long plank beckons your hide
Ya-harr me hearties

 

[Dirigible]

Arrr arrr arrr arrr
Arrr arrrrr arrrrrrrrrgh arrr arr
Cherry blossoms fall

 

[Dirigible]

Pieces of eight glint
Brightly Polly want a cracker
I can't be Tarzan

 

[Hand of Evil]

Yo-ho-ho
Clap of Thunder
Careen to the pub

 

[Aeolius]

Spellstitched dread pirate
Bone creature servant of hags
Screams the name Scrimshaw

 

[Mathew_Freeman]

Alas me hearties!
Someone has beaten me too
Th'cherry blossoms joke.

Ye scurvy swabs should
Keel-haul him, and slice him from
Main mast to gizzard.

ARRRRRRRRR!

 

[alsih2o]

'tis like being short,
having this eyepatch and beard,
it makes me special.

 

[Robbert Raets]

Whot be a haiku?
It don't even be rhymin'
keel-haul them blossoms!

 

[Eccles]

It be no haiku,
But it amuses me
immensely


"Avast!"
"Avast what?"
"I don't know, but it's pretty big."

 

[Dirigible]

"Captain, captain, Jennifer Lopez be adrift off the aft!"
"Avast behind !"