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[KDLadage]

Drop yer oars, maties
An' I'll tell ye o'th' tale:
A ship lost at sea

Th'mate o'the ship
Was a mighty sailin' man
loyal to th'bone

The Cap'n was brave
As sure as an eastern gale
No peg-leg, had he

Th' ship, the Minnow
She set sail on a calm sea
For a three-hour tour

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[Greatwyrm]

Hook for my right hand,
Wooden peg for my left leg,
Never wrestle sharks.

Cannot see a thing.
Why is it so dark in here?
Eye patch on wrong eye.

 

[Henry]

Shiver me Timbers
'Tis high time for a hangin'
Black Bart's a swinger


The cutlass is sharp
Cutting heads off of merchants
Gold Coin Pouches fall

 

[Enkhidu]

Drop yer oars, maties
An' I'll tell ye o'th' tale:
A ship lost at sea

Th'mate o'the ship
Was a mighty sailin' man
loyal to th'bone

The Cap'n was brave
As sure as an eastern gale
No peg-leg, had he

Th' ship, the Minnow
She set sail on a calm sea
For a three-hour tour

...

...

...

Th' wind, she pick'd up
Starboard and port th' ship rocked
But courage could save 'er

Th' ship's crew: fearless
Their courage saved th' Minnow
She would not be lost

An uncharted isle
Th' ship ran t' ground on it
Coconuts galore

 

[Wombat]

Th' grog be all gone
What manner of thing be a
Double Tall Latte?

Here be cursed treasure
Aye, properly warned ye be
As if ye'd pay heed

Here's tae ye, Errol
Swingin' from yardarms, bright smile
A flashing cutlass

 

[KidCthulhu]

D'arrrr.Lubberly haiku
No sech thing for we pirates
Poetry is for lubbers who can count, with their papers and their laws, and cuts em up the gizzard says I, and make 'em dangle from the yardarm, Sa'ha.

Er. Sorry about that.
Pirates do like haiku. Lots.
Countin' is hard, tho.

 

[Yellow Sign]

My mug of rum full.
The dark eyed spanish wench soft.
Pieces of Eight gone.

 

[takyris]

Shiver me timbers -
Seems like that keel hauling fixed
My lower back pain

 

[Bloodsparrow]

The rum is all gone?
Yes, a nice bonfire.
Why is the rum gone?

A sweet comely lad.
I know he waits for me in
Madagasgaaaar!

 

[JPL]

Rum rum, rum rum rum,
Rum rum rum, rum rum rum rum,
Rum rum, rum rum rum