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[Synicism]

Dread pirate Roberts,
be comin' fer all your souls!
Be no survivors...

Arrrr...

 

[Jack Daniel]

Guybrush Threepwood said:
"I want to be a pirate!"
He conquered LeChuck.

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No lubber wenches
Will hear the call of the sea.
Give me a mermaid!

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Rapier or hanger?
'Tis the eteral question,
kill by thrust or slash?

The cutlass does both,
But I'll do you one better
With my musketoon!

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Trained attack parrot,
Does Polly want a cracker?
Peck that scurvy dog!

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I'm the best pirate
You've ever seen; I mustbe, 'cause
I'm Cap'n Jack Sparrow!

 

[Michael Sorensen]

'Tis powerful hard
For a sea-goin' pirate
To write a haiku.

 

[Nifft]

Swing from th' riggin',
Meet th' mast. One dead monk, an'
A bottle o' rum.

-- N

 

[Maerdwyn]

Our distant raised flag:
A drawn sword yet unbloodied.
Abandon all hope.