Guybrush Threepwood said:
"I want to be a pirate!"
He conquered LeChuck.
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No lubber wenches
Will hear the call of the sea.
Give me a mermaid!
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Rapier or hanger?
'Tis the eteral question,
kill by thrust or slash?
The cutlass does both,
But I'll do you one better
With my musketoon!
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Trained attack parrot,
Does Polly want a cracker?
Peck that scurvy dog!
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I'm the best pirate
You've ever seen; I mustbe, 'cause
I'm Cap'n Jack Sparrow!