Should blue players have an advantage?

[jonesy]

One of my players is a Smurf. And everytime his character does something he says he'll "smurf it". He's smurfed his way through dragons, he smurfed a deal with the king, and he's smurfed the princess, and he's busy smurfing the plotline too. And now he wants to smurf his character into a smurfing smurfer.

I don't know if I can tell him to back up and let the other players do their thing. I mean, he is a Smurf. It's not his fault that's how he talks and does things. But I do wish he'd stop smurfing all the snacks. All he says when called up on it is how smurfing smurf he is about it.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Smurfy's Law: anything that can be smurfed, will be smurfed.

 

[Mark CMG]

Smurfs are blue because there's only one Smurfette. Show a little smurf for the smurfing smurfer and let him smurf all he smurfs.

 

[steeldragons]

"Must spread XP around..."

Someone smurf Jonesy some XP for me.

That was smurfin' awesome!

lmao.

--SD

 

[Traveon Wyvernspur]

I'd put him in the smurfing blender and smurf him down like a protein drink with my BBSEG (big bad smufing evil guy). Then make him smufing roll up a new smurf.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

One of my players is a Smurf. And everytime his character does something he says he'll "smurf it". He's smurfed his way through dragons, he smurfed a deal with the king, and he's smurfed the princess, and he's busy smurfing the plotline too. And now he wants to smurf his character into a smurfing smurfer.

Don't commit the Smurfwind Fallacy- just because he's smurfing doesn't mean he's not ALSO smurfplaying, and vice smurfa...errrr...versa.

 

[Wycen]

Blues players may have an advantage. Recent studies suggest the complex tones involved with jazz keep you distracted trying to decipher them.

 

[Asmo]

And here I thought it was a discussion about M:tg..

Asmo

 

[Dice4Hire]

NERF THE SMURF!!!!!

It has gotta be done

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

And here I thought it was a discussion about M:tg..

Asmo

I thought it was going to be about players who curse like Buddy Hackett and take actions that would make Hef blush...