Rystil Arden
First Post
"Have you not heard of me? Verily, tis--"
"The Order of the Gnomads!" the gnome chimes in, "Famed across the lands for deeds of chivalry and honour!"
"That is not our name?"
"Then what is our name?"
"We haven't picked one yet, but it shan't be The Order of the Gnomads."
"What's that? You want me to write a shanty in praise of the Order of the Gnomads? I knew it!"
"No, stop!"
*The gnome, heedless to all calls to the contrary, begins to compose a ribald sea shanty about the Order of the Gnomad. The Lady Knight continues, attempting to speak over his theatrics.*
"...the only gnome who had the brass to fight in days and nights so brave. Twas then a lusty gnomish lass with wanton smile oh she did wave--"
"Anyway, we came here to help save a doomed city from a horrible otherworldly plague. There's some sort of magic item we're supposed to find. Kendrick is almost done searching for traps on the door at the back of this area leading into the treasure chamber. He says that the villains clearly breached the chamber, so it is unlikely that there will still be any traps, but better safe than sorry."
"...From high the king rained praises true on those who saved that kingdom sad. The bravest strongest handsomest of all still wish he's a Gnomad!"
"The Order of the Gnomads!" the gnome chimes in, "Famed across the lands for deeds of chivalry and honour!"
"That is not our name?"
"Then what is our name?"
"We haven't picked one yet, but it shan't be The Order of the Gnomads."
"What's that? You want me to write a shanty in praise of the Order of the Gnomads? I knew it!"
"No, stop!"
*The gnome, heedless to all calls to the contrary, begins to compose a ribald sea shanty about the Order of the Gnomad. The Lady Knight continues, attempting to speak over his theatrics.*
"...the only gnome who had the brass to fight in days and nights so brave. Twas then a lusty gnomish lass with wanton smile oh she did wave--"
"Anyway, we came here to help save a doomed city from a horrible otherworldly plague. There's some sort of magic item we're supposed to find. Kendrick is almost done searching for traps on the door at the back of this area leading into the treasure chamber. He says that the villains clearly breached the chamber, so it is unlikely that there will still be any traps, but better safe than sorry."
"...From high the king rained praises true on those who saved that kingdom sad. The bravest strongest handsomest of all still wish he's a Gnomad!"