D&D 5E Signs that you've been adventuring too long

[Eltab]

126) It has been so long since you had to worry about mundane details - like using matches or a tinderbox, stoking a fire, finding shelter outdoors, curing the Common Cold, or keeping a key to your front door in your pocket - that when you accidentally locked yourself out one evening, by next morning you were huddled in a miserable heap whimpering for your Mommy to let you back in.

127) You easily made sure that NOBODY ever hears about #126; nor will they remember it, if they do.

128) When The Most Interesting Man In The World meets people who want to enthuse over how great he is, he corrects them and points out you.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

129. When you hear hoofbeats, you think, "Centaurs..."

 

[Azurewraith]

130 you just cast mordikands magnificent mansion Every night to sleep as such the property market has stalled and everyone ps squatting in one you abandoned

 

[dracomilan]

133. You have not booked tickets for the new Star Wars movie cause you have already divined it will be dull.

134. And you have also already seen Pinketts review. That was dull, also.

 

[BoldItalic]

135. You have your own private entrance on the Infinite Staircase.
136. You have your own lair actions.
137. You are awesome.

 

[Lanliss]

138. You are the most over powered class in the God's game of D&D

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

139. You break up drunken bar brawls by walking in the door. In Valhalla.

140. Lesser bards tell puns. You tell Pun-Puns.

141. You prefer your fish & chips to be made with CODzilla.

142. Your heroic theme song is audible to everyone.

143. When you break the fourth wall, it stays broken, because it knows better than to mess with you again.

 

[Draegn]

144 When your vorpal sword no longer snicker snacks.

 

[innerdude]

142. Your heroic theme song is audible to everyone.

Wait, what? This isn't already happening?

Doesn't everyone else hear "Pick Up the Pieces" by Average White Band when I walk into the room?*




*Don't answer that........

 

[innerdude]

145. Your Level 20 Donkeyhorse is begging you to take it through the entirety of Undermountain just one more time so it can level up to 21.

146. You're the guy that put John Romero's head on a stick.

147. The Spot check on your "Disguise Yourself as a Pile of Apples" spell is now well over DC 800. Even the winter wolves can't tell the difference.

148. You filled Taylor Swift's "Blank Space" with permanent ink.

149. You changed every single "Step on these characters of the alphabet in correct order or die" trap in the entire multiverse to spell your name......backwards.

150. You bought the Stairway to Heaven ... and it's no longer for sale, no matter what those Led Zeppelin guys say.