Silliest application of favorite quotes?

[Kahuna Burger]

I have a new job doing stocking, and I am regularly faced with boxes wrapped around with a few yards of tape over every area that could possibly be opened and "Do not open with knife!" or "Do not use sharp objects to open" in big letters. At least once a night, I just have to channel Aliens : What the hell are we supposed to use man? Harsh language?

What's the oddest / silliest / most inappropriate to the original material situation into which you have brought uncontrollable quoting?

 

[Meowzebub]

Warning stupid people always cracks me up.


Warning! Remove the clothing item before ironing.


Do not eat the urinal cake!

 

[Relique du Madde]

My niece's iron has this warning.

"Do not stick objects into any openings"

 

[HeavenShallBurn]

On the boxes of firearms "May cause injury or death" WTF isn't that the entire point?

 

[Brown Jenkin]

I recieved a cardboard box once that had printed on it two footprints with the circle and slash symbol over it and the words "Do not stand on box"

OK, when and why was that warning neccesary?