[silly] Sell me your setting - in haiku!

[crater]

In darkened corners
Ancient portals lie
To the multiverse.

 

[Gossamerblade]

Skipping through the planes
Our magic tower takes us
To where there's trouble

The Gods take interest
In the quests we undertake
The dark ones tremble

Our goal is simple
Drow will invade across planes
Unless we succeed

To cut off the Drow
We close the gates to their plane
And isolate them

 

[Nightfall]

Scarred Lands Haiku

Swords of Iron, Silver, Gold and Mirthil
Clash against the toothful grin of the Gluttonous Ones
Magic burns with heatful wrath
As clerics of gods shower down divine wrath
The pagan believers call to the Ones that Might Rise again.

 

[Rune]

Swept up in turmoil
In the Black-and-White season.
Don't wake the Dreamer.

 

[clark411]

The end of man comes
Rising as a black dawn sounds
change in heaven's dynasty.


(not quite 5-7-5.. but i forgive me!)

 

[zyzzyr]

Roleplaying sucks hard
All adventures Monty Haul
5d6 drop low

 

[clark411]

The end of man comes
Rising as a black dawn sounds
change in heaven's dynasty.


(not quite 5-7-5.. but i forgive me!)

 

[Teflon Billy]

This is for my homebrew...

Arcanoclysm
has destroyed the ruling class.
The city devolves

No local rulers,
So no one to organize
Food, defense...order.

This "City" is huge.
Freakin' huge. I'm not kidding.
Factions rule neighbourhoods.

Arcanoclysm
caused magic to pervade all.
Sorcerors appeared.

Magical beasts formed
inside the city limits.
People live in fear.

Ooze, slime, and puddings
flow through the old waterways.
plays hell with travel.

It is easier
to say "Buildings dot the wastes".
Ruins: the default

Rules-wise, things are changed.
Dwarves are scum; control the food.
Mushrooms, by and large.

When they fight [/i]vermin[/i],
they gain their combat extras,
rather than orcs, giants.

....more when I have time. Gotta go meet friends for lunch

 

[Voadam]

The one I play in

Banewarrens' Ptolus
Set in far Future Greyhawk
With homebrew Earthsongs

 

[tsadkiel]

Where'd I put those Realms?
I set them down somewhere, but
Where? I've Forgotten.