Six-word stories

[Asmor]

"Take that, my web slave! 403!"

-- N

The last word is 404.

 

[Piratecat]

Martha danced away, her wheelchair forgotten.


Wishing wells should be taken seriously.


The paperwork initiating armageddon is dreadul.

 

[Cevalic]

I waved goodbye to no one.

 

[Nifft]

The last word is 404.

403 is what I meant. (But there's a lot of dirty potential for 411 & 413, while you could sum up some relationships as 417 -> 409 -> 410, and of course you should pull a 410 yourself if she gives you a 402. Sing it with me kids, the Internet is for...*)

"Get? Head?" -- "Resource denied, web slave!"

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"We took the road less traveled."

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"Far Realms? That's why you're ... undulating?"

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"Lord Asmodeus, tonight enjoy Prime rib."

Cheers, -- N

*) Comedy. It's for comedy. Especially musical comedy with puppets.

 

[Asmo]

My thoughts. Safe behind Iron Will.

Asmo

 

[Gez]

It was unexpected, which isn't surprising.
(Or you could have the reverse: )
It was surprising, which was expected.
(Doesn't evoke the same things, though.)

 

[Asmor]

403 is what I meant. (But there's a lot of dirty potential for 411 & 413, while you could sum up some relationships as 417 -> 409 -> 410, and of course you should pull a 410 yourself if she gives you a 402. Sing it with me kids, the Internet is for...*)

I know. I was trying a bit of meta-humor there based on http error codes... 404 being not found, and "The last word is 404." is 5 words long, not 6.

It's okay. Part of being an artist is understanding that the lesser intellects out there will sometimes misinterpret your work.

And so it's not a total thread-jack:

With Nana dead, he was free.

 

[Thornir Alekeg]

The fire dies. Life begins anew.

 

[DreadArchon]

Apparently, the flamethrower was not cleaned.

Contractions count as two words, cheaters.

 

[blargney the second]

Rules lawyering Calvinball started the war.