Six-word stories

Nifft · Jul 9, 2007

Asmor said:
Rectum? I damn near killed 'im!

Nice.

"Tonight we dine in Hell, Orcus!"

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The sage wanders; the willow weeps.

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"... and they lived happily ever after."

Cheers, -- N

Raven Crowking · Jul 9, 2007

Ralph sighed. "I bent my wookie."

Tuzenbach · Jul 10, 2007

What happened next was truly astonishing........

Tuzenbach · Jul 10, 2007

"I grant nine wishes, not three......"

PapersAndPaychecks · Jul 10, 2007

"You are not my father!"

"Wrong."

robberbaron · Jul 10, 2007

He's dead. They're all dead, Dave.

Asmor · Jul 10, 2007

What once was is yet again.

It was a Uwe Boll movie.

Takes forever to wash out mace.

DreadArchon · Jul 10, 2007

Asmor said:
It was a Uwe Boll movie.

Well, that's the most complete full story posted so far...

the Jester · Jul 10, 2007

She chortled, entranced by the tv.

Raven Crowking · Jul 10, 2007

A bullet resolved all my problems.