Six-word stories

[Nifft]

Rectum? I damn near killed 'im!

Nice.

"Tonight we dine in Hell, Orcus!"

- - -

The sage wanders; the willow weeps.

- - -

"... and they lived happily ever after."

Cheers, -- N

 

[Raven Crowking]

Ralph sighed. "I bent my wookie."

 

[Tuzenbach]

What happened next was truly astonishing........

 

[Tuzenbach]

"I grant nine wishes, not three......"

 

[PapersAndPaychecks]

"You are not my father!"

"Wrong."

 

[robberbaron]

He's dead. They're all dead, Dave.

 

[Asmor]

What once was is yet again.

It was a Uwe Boll movie.

Takes forever to wash out mace.

 

[DreadArchon]

It was a Uwe Boll movie.

Well, that's the most complete full story posted so far...

 

[the Jester]

She chortled, entranced by the tv.

 

[Raven Crowking]

A bullet resolved all my problems.