Human Paladin: "I'll have a leaf of lettuce and a small milk. And the Minotaur will have a veggie burger, fries and an ale."
Bar wench: "Minotaur, m'lord?"
Human Paladin: "Yes, my friend here. He'd like a veggie burger with fries, and an ale."
Minotaur Barbarian: "A big tankard."
Human Paladin: "A big tankard of ale."
Bar wench: "Umm, of course. Anything else?"
Dragonborn Sorc: "I'll just nosh... How about fried cheese sticks, with a double bourbon on the rocks."
Bar wench: "What was that noise? I though I heard 'cheese sticks' "
Dragonborn: "Umm, I said that. And I want a bourbon, too."
Bar wench: "There, I heard it again!"
Human Paladin: "It's the Dragonborn, for Pelor's sake! The creepy scaly guy right there! He wants some cheese sticks and a bourbon!"
Dragonborn Sorc: "Double."
Human Paladin: "Double bourbon!"
Dragonborn Sorc: "On the rocks."
Paladin: "Double bourbon on the rocks!!"
Bar wench: "..."
Bar wench: "Ok, m'lord."
Bar wench: (whispering) "It's ok if you have a drinking problem, sir. I know someone who can help..."
Human Paladin: "Aaaargh!"