So how do I create a hot topic?

[Piratecat]

No, we said it's really hot where he lives. BIG difference. Anyways, it's "hawt."

#sourgrapes

 

[Umbran]

Meh. I'll just superglue the dogs to my chest.

I'm not sure orange and slobber are really your colors.

 

[Piratecat]

I'm not sure orange and slobber are really your colors.

This is the sort of thing you wish your friends had told you years ago.

 

[Rel]

this is the sort of thing you wish your so called friends had told you years ago.

fify

 

[Piratecat]

fify

We don't allow "FIFY" here. I can't be assed to do it myself, so please suspend yourself. PM me if this is in any way unclear.

 

[Rel]

We don't allow "FIFY" here. I can't be assed to do it myself, so please suspend yourself. PM me if this is in any way unclear.

I am hereby banned for at least as long as it takes me to go get another cup of coffee.

I've also PMed myself. IYKWIMAITYD.

 

[Piratecat]

I worry that you're not taking this seriously enough. Moderating is serious business.

 

[Rel]

I worry that you're not taking this seriously enough. Moderating is serious business.

I'm taking it as seriously as I can while drunk.

 

[darjr]

I'm taking it as seriously as I can while drunk.

That's impressive. I'd be freaking out, that is if I survived being crammed into the mug first.

 

[Plane Sailing]

Ooh, closet Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy oblique reference!