So I had this dream last night...

[Narfellus]

oops. Sorry. Here's the PG version.

 

[Rel]

Transporting underaged gulls across a staid lion for immortal porpoises.

Daniel

I mean no offense, but you do realize that I must kill you now. Right?

 

[Narfellus]

Transporting underaged gulls across a staid lion for immortal porpoises.

Daniel

So, so very very bad, i must actually share this.

 

[Pielorinho]

I mean no offense, but you do realize that I must kill you now. Right?

I'm--I'm honored, Rel! That's the nicest thing anyone has said about my puns in a long time.

(I wish I could take credit for this one, but alas, it's not mine. It is, as a quintuple pun, the most involved pun I know.)

Daniel

 

[Rel]

I wish I could take credit for this one, but alas, it's not mine.

Oh, well since you didn't create it then maybe I'll just cut off a hand or something. Provided you tell me where to find the person who originated it.

He must be stopped.

 

[Pielorinho]

When you asked if I could give you a hand with the Game Day, I didn't realize that's what you meant!

Daniel

 

[Pielorinho]

As for where it's from, I've got no idea: I've heard it many times. Most recently I heard Peter Schickely (or however you spell his name) set it to an aria on Schickely Mix, about five years ago.

Daniel