So long mum, I'm off to join the army

[hong]

Well, maybe not. But in just a few short hours, I WILL be off to beautiful sunny Malaysia, which is not to be confused with beautiful sunny Austria, the land down under. It will be the first time in 16 years I have returned to the land of my birth. I just know I'm going to get food poisoning something fierce.

Things to do:
- Say to the customs guy, "No, I do not have any narcotics or explosives on my person! Ha ha!"

- Meet six million relatives, if possible without screaming and running away.

- Tell people, "No, I haven't lost weight, you've just gained it." Whenever I meet someone I haven't seen for a long time, they ALWAYS say to me I've lost weight. Always.

- Learn to duck and cover!

I'll be back in about two weeks, Jamiah Islamiyah and Al-Qaeda permitting. So you'll have to find someone else to beat with sticks in the meantime. I suggest Horacio, since he's been a complete gloomyguts lately and needs something to take his mind off whatever's eating him. Whacking him with a stick should do just that.


Hong "everything I need to know about travel, I learned from Dave Barry" Ooi

 

[shilsen]

...beautiful sunny Austria, the land down under...

Really ?

 

[BiggusGeekus]

A friend of mine went hiking in Malaysia and was attacked by a monkey.

Watch out for the monkeys.

 

[Skarp Hedin]

Hey Hong,

Eat a herd of mouse-deer in ENWorld's honor.

 

[Tonguez]

A friend of mine went hiking in Malaysia and was attacked by a monkey.

Watch out for the monkeys.

Well that just goes to show that he should have read Forceusers storyhour first

- Beware the Curse of the Monkey Woman!

 

[Mark]

Safe trip! Have fun!

 

[the Jester]

I'll be back in about two weeks, Jamiah Islamiyah and Al-Qaeda permitting. So you'll have to find someone else to beat with sticks in the meantime. I suggest Horacio, since he's been a complete gloomyguts lately and needs something to take his mind off whatever's eating him. Whacking him with a stick should do just that.


Hong "everything I need to know about travel, I learned from Dave Barry" Ooi

Hey, good idea!

Now, where'd ol' Horace-face go...? (picks up stick)

 

[Bonedagger]

Bye.

Hope you have fun riding elephants

 

[Chun-tzu]

Re: Re: So long mum, I'm off to join the army

Hey, good idea!

Now, where'd ol' Horace-face go...? (picks up stick)

I think beating him with a stick would make Horacio blush (he blushes quite easily, you know).

So, we better stuff him in a sack to save him the embarrassment, and THEN start beating him.

 

[alsih2o]

get me a pot, i don't have one from there yet!