"So who's going to be Hotter Marki or Alana"

[Aurora]

Good rule of thumb, take the Heel Height & Multiply it by 3. If it exceeds the kids age, no High Heels.

By the equation, I would let my 10 yr old wear 3 inch heels. HELL NO! Try multipying it by 5!

 

[Aurora]

LOL.

Go watch "The Phantom Menace." Keira Knightley plays Sabe, the queen's bodyguard / double. She was 12 or 13 during filming.

Keira needs a sammich.

 

[kenobi65]

Keira needs a sammich.

Yeah, she does. A great face, but needs a bit more in the curve department.

I joke that my dream menage a trois would be with Rachael Ray and Keira Knightley, and it would include having Rachael cooking some hearty meals to get some meat on poor Keira's bones.

 

[hafrogman]

By the equation, I would let my 10 yr old wear 3 inch heels. HELL NO! Try multipying it by 5!

I think we need something more like a bell curve. Because, let's face it, what five year old even needs to be wearing 1-inch heels? And I REALLY don't want my grandmother wearing 17-inch heels, she can barely stand as it is.

 

[Aurora]

I think we need something more like a bell curve. Because, let's face it, what five year old even needs to be wearing 1-inch heels? And I REALLY don't want my grandmother wearing 17-inch heels, she can barely stand as it is.

ROFL

Yes, a bell curve would probably be best.

 

[Aurora]

Yeah, she does. A great face, but needs a bit more in the curve department.

I joke that my dream menage a trois would be with Rachael Ray and Keira Knightley, and it would include having Rachael cooking some hearty meals to get some meat on poor Keira's bones.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh damn, that was good.

 

[kenobi65]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh damn, that was good.

And then we'd break out Rachael's supply of EVOO. IYKWIMAITYD.

 

[kenobi65]

And I REALLY don't want my grandmother wearing 17-inch heels, she can barely stand as it is.

Suddenly had a mental picture of an old lady wearing Gene Simmons' platform boots.

 

[hafrogman]

Suddenly had a mental picture of an old lady wearing Gene Simmons' platform boots.

Yeah. . . it gets really weird when she starts with the black and white face paint and the spiked leather.

*sigh*

 

[Storminator]

I found this thread humorous until I relieze my own daughter is 12 and could be a part of this conversation.....

7th grade? Too old for this thread...

PS