Agamon
Adventurer
Woot? I work at WotC? OMG OMG OMG!!!
First thing first, I'll calm myself down... And than I'll freak out again!
The most important thing that I'll do will be taking a picture of myself riding a Dragon, preferably with me being naked.
Every time an an author will come around I'll poke him and run away giggling like a little girl.
I will search the office for every old D&D book and then I will sell it on eBay to fuel my drinking problem.
Being that I am the head of the department I will use my minions to reenact scenes from my favorite D&D books because it's good to be the boss.
I will also worm on my way into one of MM or RD or CP games in the office because those are probably awesome.
You're supposed to reply with what you'd do, not what they're doing now.